How to get citations

To start lightly, here is a tribute to fellow MIT student Krzysztof (you get free vodka if you can say his name).

While Suresh, Piotr et co are analyzing the value of citations, here is how to get them (see right corner):



Krzysztof calls it a joke, I call it a prank, but in any case it's brilliant. One cannot help think about the time when we'll have a budget category in NSF grants for advertising the publications coming out of the grant. To some extent, NSF already does that by encouraging you to list talks on previous NSF research when applying for a grant.